just a bear whose intentions are good (two_star) wrote,
just a bear whose intentions are good
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New song

In the town of Féil, in the county Cork,
There lives a maid with a silver spork,
And whenever something daft is said,
She drives that spork into her forehead.

Chorus:
Ah, Maid of Féil, I'll tell you true,
You're the Maid of Féil, whate'er you do,
And where'er you go you leave a trail —
Of wreckage for you're the Maid of Féil.

She could catch a fish with a single stroke,
Into her nets, but her nets were broke,
For you see her nets were made of tubes —
Ah, Maid of Féil, you are such a n00b.

She saw a lad from the fields walk in,
He was picking flowers for the win-
some maid he spied who lived next door —
To the Maid of Féil, whom he did ignore.

If this was a proper Irish tale,
It'd end with the death of the Maid of Féil,
By English soldiers calling crude,
"I'm in ur base, killin ur d00dz."

But it's not.
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